Breaking news: a local idiot has started to feel remorse for his previous actions and is learning to repent his sins. The boy, an orphan such as Alexander Hamilton and Annie, recently adopted 12 new kittens, (Khoshekh's children for those educated in the fine arts of life) the size of basketballs. Even though these cats are mostly considered normal, some have admired their interesting qualities. These normal hovering cats have the most unique patterns of fur that any pet owner or seller has ever seen and have been spreading rumours about them being from outer space. Without their owner, they appear to be emotionless, merely statues levitating without need for food or water. However, as soon as their master arrives in the driveway of a small, worn-down apartment, they come to life, purring and rubbing their massive, furry heads against his arms and chest. Even though it is believed that this boy is learning new ways on how not to be a butthead, some conspiracy theories have prophesized these cats being the uprising of a cat war and in some extreme cases, the cause of the human race's extinction. Many are uneasy at the thought of these hovering, uniquely and suspicious patterned cats lurking about however, no significant comments or threats have been made and therefore this post cannot exclaim any of the them.
We will let you know of any further notice about this topic. Until then, may your cats fly well, take care of yourselves, and don't forget "keep smiling and all will be okay" :)
