Local Idiot back at it again

A young citizen of an unknown town strives to bring attention to his life by announcing his plan to play pool atop of the Stark Industries tower. The police have yet to determine if this is the same individual who supposedly disappeared after accusing the daughter of Stark Industries of plagiarizing as he was too far away but is being searched for at this very moment. This young yet daunting man appeared to be noticed when an 84-year-old man was on his way to Toronto to meet up for a job interview. He had just grabbed a bite of McDonald's delicious fries and McMuffin and had finished up his shower when he realized he had 5 minutes to get out the door. This job interview had been searched for 7 months and had just been agreed on by the Institute of Retired Teacher's Board. This was the most prime opportunity for him to acquire more money before he died. He rushed out the door and got into his BMW, his most prized possession. While he was in the midst of his panicking, he heard a voice whisper to him "Look up." Surprisingly, he did look, and none other than our beloved idiot was standing at the top, declaring his love for pool.

The local idiot's attire consisted of a blue and red ball cap, a ridiculous Hawaiian shirt that he had acquired (not his own) from deep within the depths of his father's closet, one where his father hides all of his shameful clothing from his wife, typical white boy beige khakis, and a pair of white and blue coloured flip flops. It is rumoured that the shirt is only worn for the sole purpose of triggering one of his closest friends, a Karate black belt master, who is currently watching Hero Academia, Hunter x Hunter, Tokyo Gould, and other anime with her best friend. This specific woman has the attitude that could be related to a cougar, deadly when teased but cuddly and sweet once befriended. On the contrary, her best friend whom she was watching anime with is identical to a wolf, calm and serene, bringing with her a sense of not caring and de-stressing. More on this story as it happens.

And with that, take care of yourselves, and don't forget "keep smiling and all will be okay" :)