After the success of the RAV Project (https://sites.google.com/view/the-computer-wizard/home), the Computer Science department decided to try again, but gayer this time. This year, we begin the GLO Project, with members BDG Cultist, Gay Fear, Egg Boy, Anime Stan, and Queen Bi. Our goal is to find the whiskers within us all and produce a series of devices capable of communicating using focused infrared light. Our project is directed and supervised by the Local Idiot, so do us a favour and pray for our success-God knows we need it.
While I have your attention: an Update on last week's Disaster. Imagine the Disaster Artist, beloved writer, director, and main character of the ubiquitously christened Worst Movie Ever had a child with the concept of Elitism. That's the temperament of our dear Idiot these days. He makes grand speeches of his achievements and Skillz, yet he is the least accomplished flesh sack in this joint. Frankly, his oratory skills are more embarrassing than even his strangest neuroses. Additionally, he is making yet another movie. This one seeks to bastardize Victor Hugo's Les Miserables by removing Valjean-a bold move, even for an actually competent writer. He also hopes to set the whole thing on Mars, with the characters all being members of a colony from Earth. He, of course, will play Enjolras, because he "wants to be the pretty one". Other modifications include all of Les Amis with the exception of Enjolras, Grantaire, and Prouvaire being played by CGI vegetables. Think veggie tales, but with more Nihilism (courtesy of our resident drunk artist) and poorly researched, slightly anachronistic political rhetoric.
The Idiot has been having trouble finding his Grantaire, however. He wants the dynamic to be as authentic as possible; his Patroclus must play to his Achilles as if the Trojan Horse awaited them behind the set-ehich is to say, to be super gay, but without outright stating it. The issue here is that he is so full of himself, he doesn't know what to do.
l of himself as to think that he makes Patrocli of everyone around him, such is his grandeur. We had a psychology student analyse him on the DL, she called him "The most fascinating case of narcissistic personality disorder since Trump was assassinated".
As of now, the plan is to get him help, and by help I mean budget cuts.
